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- The whole time my wife has been working at her current job she tells me she parks in a well lit secured parking lot. Then I find out she parks in a parking garage. You know the kind of pervs and miscreants in cities that lurk in parking lots? She told me she could take care of herself no problem. So I immediately put her to the ground and slap her in the face with her own hands. She was pissed but she got the point. Now she’s parking in a well lit lot one block over and she’s got 3 cans of mace
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